im relistening to the Lunar Interludes for a school project and seriously why does the fucking hilarity of Johann’s character not dawn on everyone
kids last words were more or less “don’t let the world forget me” but fuckin everyone forgets about “do you work here?” “Yeah, what gave it away? Is it the fact that I’m like, here? No man, i just got lost and ended up on a moon base.”
his reaction to making three grown ass men cry is “Told you so”
Johann: There’s like. A LOT of syphillis.
Merle: attempts speaking-
Johann, cutting him off: An unconscionable amount of syphillis
there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.
who is this man and what music did he make???
if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.
Mermaids first hoarded treasure to keep the sea clean, storing them in coves and land for humans to collect.
Pirate: Arrghh, X marks the spot but where’s the treasure? Mermaid, holding worthless bags of jewelry: Sorry I’m late! Pirate: Wha- Mermaid: Is this for trash or recycling?
Mermaid misses a load of pirates by about 20 minutes and has the same amount of anger I have when I miss the binmen on a tuesday
i have so many Feelings about the word ‘bitch’. i love when it’s used humorously (’i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch’), i love when it’s reclaimed (’i’m a boss-ass bitch’), i love when my female friends call me jokingly (‘listen here bitch’), but when a man says it? sirens, warning lights. when a man calls a woman it it comes with such hatred. it’s stabbing. it’s sharp and vile and it drips misogyny. it’s funny how the word can be fine 95% of the time and the other 5% of the time it genuinely fills me with fear
If you pay attention to the ads in Time Square, you learn that John Mulaney exists in Miles’ universe. Meaning that once he got over the initial shock of there being a Spiderham, Miles was concerned with the fact that Spiderham sounded like John Mulaney.
